Well, hashtag whoeverImarry certainly got attention, more than #ImSingleBecause.
When #whoeverImarry trended on Twitter, we pretty much expected a lot of women to air out their laundry list of what they want in a future husband. And we weren’t disappointed. However, we also had a hell of a lot of guys sharing their thoughts on what they look for in a wife when they hookup with girls. We listed down those that got our attention, either because they were ridiculous, sweet or just major examples of male dumbassery.
Whoever I marry…
- “…got to have big boobs and can’t wear panties. So if that ain’t you, sorry. You’re not eligible to hookup with me.”
- “…got to be able to sit back and watch ESPN, Martin, Good Times, and Wayans Bros on a daily basis with me.”
- “…will be my lover AND my best friend. Our relationship may not be perfect, but I know it will be REAL.”
- “…has to have a complete set of teeth.”
- “…must have a college degree.”
- “…better be a huge freak. Knows how to spin around and keep the d*ck still inside.”
- “…needs to be on my side 100 percent, supporting me as much as I support her and helps me in my career decisions as I do for her.”
- “…will be my biggest fan, and I will be her biggest fan too.”
- “…better not try to put the plate in the sink with food still in it. Like, how could you be so dirty? Just scrape it off.”
Should not be a cry baby but will be sensitive on the feelings of others. I dont want a lot of drama but I dont want a stone either.
An independent woman. She has her own life, I have mine. We’re giving ourselves spaces from time to time, yet we definitely give time for us to be together.
If she feels strongly about something, she’ll have a backbone and do it. This woman is the woman I want to marry. Not a ‘melba toast’ cracker that crumbles with very little pressure.
A woman shouldn’t say, ‘You don’t call me enough,’ or, ‘You never tell me you love me.
If we agree that I’m going to have a drink and If I say, ‘Either I’ll be at the Cheesecake Factory or some bar on 26th,’ don’t try to track me down. Just trust me.
What Guys Notice (or Not) About Bodies of Hot Woman:
Albert Tanner discusses the reasons why men don’t see those supposed flaws hot women claim they have, except when you try too hard to hide them.
Like a lot of guys out there, I’m too preoccupied paying attention to the other stuff that makes the body of hot girls more awesome to notice those things that you think are flaws. What we do see, however, is your attempts at obsessing and compensating on your supposed flaws. If you want to save yourself from loads of angst and cash, read on.
* Cellulites, bellies, etc.
When I hit the beach during summer, I get sad when I see hot girls covering up their bodies just because they are too self-conscious about a few of their jiggly parts. Who cares? Everybody’s got them! It’s a sign of all the good times you’ve been through. Remember, a woman who has the confidence to show people he knows how to enjoy a good meal and laugh at things funny, who is willing to have a little muffin top rise over the edge is a whole lot sexier than someone who opts to cover herself in big, baggy clothes. As for sex, these don’t bother guys either a little extra bounce here and a slap there is never a bad thing in bed.
* Sagging breasts
Fact: Men love boobs. Although some “boob men” have specific tastes, many of us are into the rich adornment of hot girls’ breasts. I am so fortunate my wife still loves her knockers in spite of all the changes they’ve gone through in the past decade. Appreciated boobs are sexy boobs, regardless of its shape and size. So if you love your rack and think they’re smokin’, so will your man.
* Fake lips
Lips that have been injected with a foreign substance are just plain creepy. Take it from me, collagen injections will not make you look like Angelina Jolie; they’ll only make you look like you just had an invasive dental surgery that went wrong.
* Frozen face
Why do guys hate it when you inject your wrinkles away? Let me put it this way: It’s because it takes away your ability to convey human emotions.
Husband: Sweetie, you seem oddly unmoved by the fact that our dog just ate a peeling knife.
Wife: I’m frowning with concerns on the inside.
At one point, my wife’s stretch marks from pregnancy were red and very noticeable, along with her C-section scar, but they don’t and never did bother me one bit. I guess it’s safe to assume that most guys don’t mind either. In my wife’s case, her scars are physical evidence of our shared experiences, and of the pain she was willing to go through for our family. They show how tough my wife is, which just makes her a lot more attractive.
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